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Amyr Klink: Um Homem Precisa Viajar (Mar Sem Fim)

“… Hoje entendo bem meu pai. Um homem precisa viajar. Por sua conta, não por meio de histórias, imagens, livros ou tv. Precisa viajar por si, com seus olhos e pés, para entender o que é seu. Para um dia plantar as suas próprias árvores e dar-lhes valor. Conhecer o frio para desfrutar do calor. E o oposto. Sentir a distância e o desabrigo para estar bem sob o próprio teto. Um homem precisa viajar para lugares que não conhece para quebrar essa arrogância que nos faz ver o mundo como o imaginamos, e não simplesmente como é ou pode ser; que nos faz professores e doutores do que não vimos, quando deveríamos ser alunos, e simplesmente ir ver”.
(“Mar sem fim”- Amyr Klink)

Coma minha bunda porque eu amo Jesus

Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus

…to live by God’s rule
So whatever people tell me that the Bible tells me, I will do
Walk the halls of my school with my purity ring
Unlike those other girls, I’ve got my morals in check
It was easy to do till I got a boyfriend
And pardon my French, but he’s cute as heck
And I made a pact
To keep my hymen intact
And Jesus and I are tight
Never learned about the birds and bees
I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees
Because the Bible says premarital sex is wrong
But Jason says that guys can’t wait that long
And I don’t want to lose him
To someone who’ll do him
I need to figure something out
Well, there’s a loophole in the scripture that works really well
So I can get him off without going to hell
It’s my hail Mary full of grace
In Jesus’ name, we go to fifth base
Oh, thank you for making me holy
And thank you for giving me holes to choose from
And since I’m not a godless whore
He’ll have to come in the back door
Therefore
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
The good lord would want it that way
It’s the sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization
It’s just between you and me
Because everyone knows it’s the sex that God can’t see
It’s hard to be as pure as me
To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity
To wait until my marriage bed
To give my husband my unsullied maidenhead
So take your cock out
Shove it in my ass
Fuck me until you come
Oops!
I mean let’s join our souls
And unite our bodies
And fly with the wings of God
Whatever you do, don’t touch my clitoris
If you ring Satan’s doorbell, God can’t ignore this
And no prophylactics when you put it in
Because birth control’s for sluts, and it’s a sin
I’ve emptied my bowels
And laid out the towels
I’m ready for romance
I’m praying to the power that’s the highest
But of all of my holes, this one’s the driest
And we can’t procreate if we anally copulate
And God’s OK with sodomy, but only if you’re straight
And I’m staying pure no matter what
So I’m OK with everything but
Everything but
Everything butt
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
The good lord would want it that way
Give me that sweet sensation of throbbing rationalization
It’s just between you and me
Because everyone knows it’s the sex that God can’t see
I do whatever the Bible tells me to
Except for the parts that I choose to ignore
Because they’re unrealistic and inconvenient
But the rest, I live by for sure
So let’s not talk about how the good book
Bans shellfish, polyester and divorce
And how it condones slavery and killing gays
Because those parts don’t count of course
Let’s cherry pick the part about losing my cherry
And ? for ambiguities and omissions
And circumvent any real sacrifice
And still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions
And don’t you dare question my convictions
And don’t look closely at the contradictions
Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion
And have faith in its complete jurisdiction
It’s the only way to measure if you’re good or not
And when you’re in a debate, just say to have faith
Because when up against logic it’s the only card you’ve got
So close your eyes
Take a deep breath
And
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
The good lord would want it that way
Give me that sweet sensation of irrational rationalization
It’s just between you and me
Because everyone knows it’s the sex that God can’t see
Yeah, my chastity belt has locks
So sometimes you need to think outside the box

Britain’s Got Talent Matrix Body

O que acontece quando misturamos Break Dance com The Matrix =)

A performance dele começa em 1 minuto no vídeo e de cara já deixa os jurados

de boca aberta.

Exemplo de equilibrio

Eu morro e não vejo tudo. Haja equilibrio pra fazer o que elas fazem!!!

Violão a quatro mãos – Tico Tico no Fuba

Fantástico.. assistam que é incrível o que eles fazem =)

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

O Assassino horrivelmente lento com a arma extremamente ineficiente


Com legenda


Melhor Qualidade (sem legenda)

Vídeos engraçados

Alguns videos pra vcs


Programa do Jô: Stand up Comedy – Leandro Hassum – A filha de 9 anos


Leandro Hassum no Altas Horas – Alpinista


Trocadilhos Engraçados (Duplo Sentido)


Rachel Ripani – Confissões de Acompanhantes – Programa do Jô


Fernando Caruso – stand up no programa do Jô


O CONTADOR DE PIADAS – Programa do Jô – Bruno Mazzeo


Programa do Jô – Bruno Mazzeo no “Humor da Caneca”


Improvável – Frases 2 (Barbixas e Marco Luque)


Improvável – Conto de Fadas Improvável (Barbixas e Marianna Armellini)

Rio 2016

As Olimpíadas de 2016 serão aqui no Brasil, serão no Rio de Janeiro e eu ainda não consegui me decidir se isso será algo bom ou não. A princípio eu penso que o melhor seria usar esse dinheiro todo para melhorar coisas básicas que se fazem necessárias como saúde, educação e segurança. Por outro lado as Olímpiadas não é apenas algo passageiro que irá roubar nosso dinheiro, o que será construído para ela irá permanecer e poderá ajudar a melhorar o incentivo ao esporte que também nunca foi muito alto. Com a vinda de milhares de pessoas para as Olímpiadas é possível que o Brasil passe a figurar entre os locais onde as pessoas pensam em passar as férias e gastar seu dinheiro, afinal é ridículo que com tantas belezas naturais nós não estejamos entre os 30 países mais visitados do mundo (wiki).

Como já está decidido que as Olimpíadas irão acontecer aqui, só nos resta torcer pelo melhor =)


Vídeo muito bonito para divulgar o Rio como cidade candidata (Comitê Rio 2016)


Discurso do Lula para o COI (Comitê Olímpico Internacional) – Olimpíadas Rio 2016

Comida dos Astros no programa do Jô

Não existe café do lado de baixo do meu coador….

Vocês já devem ter ouvido milhões de paródias, mas acredito que nenhuma delas tinha um tema tão especfico quanto dessa turma que descobri na internet: “Comida dos Astros” é uma equipe de paulistas que está ganhando cada vez mais fama na TV e no Youtube pelas criativas canções reproduzidas com o tema comida.

Metendo no buraco errado

Infelizmente esse video só vai ser engraçado para quem entender inglês legal, muito, MUITO foda.

(Update by Badger)

I took her on a date, things seemed so bright
I knew i would not need my YouPorn tonight
We go to her place and we fool around
We throw all our clothes… to the ground.

We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so very extra tight
I hear your cry, and I see her frown
I look at the condom, it is all brown

Chorus: Last Night. oooo I stuck it in the wrong hole
I’m so sorry, oooo from the bottom of my soul ….
Cause i stuck it in the wrong hole!!!

Try some preparation H it’ll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don’t feel defiled
It’s a common accident during, doggy style

It was so dark I couldn’t see so good
I had no idea where i put my wood
I want to make things better want to make things alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night (I’d rather if she didn’t)

Chorus: Last Night. Oooo I stuck it in the wrong hole
I’m so sorry, oooo from the bottom of my soul…

Bridge: I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess thats why GOD made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel, baby please don’t pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Maybe take some Advil, your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking, you can compete in the Special Olympics
If this was Alabama we would be on trial,
Thats how my mom took my temperature when i was a child

Verse: I’ve got a confession,
and I think you mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
I don’t know baby, I’m no Sodomite
Can’t we just try it again tonight… (Alright!!!)

Chorus: Every night oooo I stick it in the wrong hole
It’s so much fun, oooo
And we don’t need no birth control
When we stick it in the wrong hole.
I stuck in your ass


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